May 2013
shalrath:
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
“There is nothing sweeter in this sad world than the sound of someone you love...”
– The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo (via lostteardrops)
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
Words I think we need
radiantbutterfly:
Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
so...
I failed my theory test for the driver’s license… I just feel so angry and dissappointed and it’s so difficult to deal with it, especially if you try to seek a little empathy from a person who doesn’t know what sympathy even IS. But I will have to wait ‘till the next time to do it and just pass it then.
It just really made me so sad and I still somehow am. It’s...
lesbiansandthelivingdead:
sheisahopelessromantic:
marrymyface:
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
#men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a...
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
